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hahahhaa, omg you have to look at this condom wrapper that ian just sent me. woman to friend:
hahahahhaa omg that is too funny. hahahhaa. friend:
(at this point, they're actually about to topple over with laughter)
i feel like i have to show you now since we're talking about it and so you don't think i'm crazy. woman to me:
(shows me picture of a star wars condom wrapper that says "luke, i will not be your father")
(laughter continues)
*stares* ha... me:
my friend thinks wearing my hair like this makes me look like i should live in agrestic to deal to soccer moms and stock brokers.

my friend thinks wearing my hair like this makes me look like i should live in agrestic to deal to soccer moms and stock brokers.

who wants to be my neofriend?

i’m serious… peanutbutteralias is my username. :3
add me!  

FACT: I’m a lesbian because I love women not because I hate men

AMEN

(Source: lesbianfacts, via whenindoubtsmile-deactivated201)

omg, look what i just stumbled upon! i forgot about these…

pretty sure i look like bill nye the science guy today.

pretty sure i look like bill nye the science guy today.

Put someone from Tumblr in my ask and i’ll tell you if i’d date them.

(via celinedionlover)

in honor of women’s history month, there are many vaginas papering our walls. roomie told me about the newest addition (a giant 3D vagina in the study lounge) and we went to go take pictures. as we laughed at the sight before us, some girl asked whilst passing by, “have you never seen one before?”to which i replied, “no, not at all. i am a lesbian. i never see vagina.” note the pussy and tuna in each corner. 

in honor of women’s history month, there are many vaginas papering our walls. 
roomie told me about the newest addition (a giant 3D vagina in the study lounge) and we went to go take pictures. as we laughed at the sight before us, some girl asked whilst passing by, “have you never seen one before?”
to which i replied, “no, not at all. i am a lesbian. i never see vagina.” 
note the pussy and tuna in each corner.